This one clever turn of phrase has everyone questioning Hillary Clinton's medical report

Clinton's health report is propaganda, not an actual report.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton both released medical reports yesterday. According to the reports, both candidates are healthy and fit for office. But there's quite a catch in Clinton's report.

LOS ANGELES, CA (California Network) - Hillary Clinton's doctor released a brief one-page medical report on Clinton's health. The report has been heralded in the press as a clean bill of health for Clinton. But something is wrong with the report.

Doctor Lisa Bardack wrote in the simple report that she diagnosed Clinton with "mild non-contagious bacterial pneumonia."

Dr. Bardack added, "The remainder of her complete physical exam was normal and she is in excellent mental condition."

"My overall impression is that Mrs. Clinton has remained healthy and has not developed new medical conditions this year other than a sinus and ear infection and her recently diagnosed pneumonia. She is recovering well with antibiotics and rest. She continues to remain healthy and fit to serve as president of the United States."

There are several problems with this letter. First, all bacterial infections are contagious. That's how bacteria works. Clinton's lungs are filling with fluid precisely because she has an infection. And the only way to get an infection is to contract something contagious.

The next claim, is that Clinton is "normal" and in "excellent mental condition." However, this does not mean her brain is perfectly healthy. Patients with Parkinson's disease can be described as being in excellent mental condition even weeks before they die. The phrase does not mean she is free from neurological problems.

The letter also includes an eyebrow-raising turn of phrase, ".has not developed new medical conditions this year..."

This means Clinton could absolutely have Parkinson's disease, MS, or some other debilitating condition that she does not wish to release to the public.

For Clinton's followers, the letter is a clean bill of health. But facts do not matter to these people who follow Clinton with a religious fervor that should only be reserved for God. Whatever statement her office issues is true. And whatever appears critical is slander, libel, or some kind of lie.

But here's the problem: Republicans did not give Clinton a seizure in front of the cameras last year. Republicans did not give her a coughing fit. Or several coughing fits. No Republican candidate this year has had a coughing fit in public. Not one. Republicans did not give her pneumonia. They did not ask her to leave the 9/11 memorial early, or cause her to faint.

It was Bill Clinton who said she becomes overheated and dehydrated and frequently faints. Republicans do not deprive her of water. It was Bill who said she travels with a team of doctors. No other candidate has a "team" of doctors.

Anyone who believes Hillary Clinton is in good health is as much a fool as anyone who believes all the conspiracies.

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